Ahhhh, app store. Is there no end to your cat related photo options?

Sorry Earth, you're on your own.

If you think men are bad then take this class so you can say you know it as a fact.

Old people can disappear inside a booth at Perkins, it's no wonder you can't see them behind the steering wheel when they drive.

Yes I am.

Sure Monkey Butt Powder is great for that soggy bottom feeling but shampoo? Is anyone's butt that hairy?

Who knew heaven was so reasonably priced?