Ham and beans night at the old folks home.

This is why I'm against breast-feeding in public.

Silent auction today. This dead baby tree only cost a buck!

Boy, it was a LONG day.

(Okay, it's a cop-out. I didn't have time to take pictures today so this is Halloween make-up from a few years ago.)

When I was a kid, Easter was hard work: if we didn't find all the colored hard boiled eggs they'd start stinking by summer. Now kids get an alky in a bunny suit.

If this were a Jeopardy visual clue, the response would be, "What are things you'd find on Snoop Dogg's night stand.

My wife's beauty is even more beautiful when it passes through a bottle of Galliano.