The President has got his mitts on everything. Now we've got nationalized jelly.

An unholy union only possible when the liberals are in power.

Someone sure is a lucky guy

Skinny jeans sizes 24W. Is 24 a radius rather than a waist size?

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If you're lucky to get stopped under this overpass, you'll see that the brass placque says, "F.A. RT 5" Gotta love a brass fart.

There has been an escalation in the Little Ceasar's/Papa Murphy car waving conflict

Here is the initial volley in this war.

Green Lantern's really sorta let himself go.