The best Saturday lunch in town is at the hardware store. 3 hotdog, 2 drinks: $2.15.

My fortune cookie said, "You will soon be the center of attention." Thanks for making my fortune a reality.

The Little Caesar's traffic-waving guy thought he had a pretty good gig. That is until Papa Murphy's bought a pizza slice costume.

What do you think? 'Hubba hubba' or 'homina homina'?

Remember that cat from yesterday? Here's the pile of sticks she brought us so far in 2009. That cat ain't right.

Meet Mia. I watched her carry this stick from a block away. She leaves them on our porch, near her food bowl.

12 years later, the creation of the Betty Mood Smith Rockery is still a decision that lacks the support of some park board members.