Mullet wigs are Walmart? Really?



White pickle on the roadside

OK 70's rock bands, I've provided the cover and title, you do the
rest of the album.

It was a really great barn raising

Step one: dark chocolate ice cream with cayenne and bacon praline

I'm crushing you

Whatever you see through that camera lens is exactly what I would see if you sat down.

WEEEEEEEEEREEEEE

Are we suppsed to have vultures in Illinois? I mean other than the Blagojevichs.

There will be vomit

Some jerk ran over my stuffed bunny

I see . . . Whipped cream . . . cotton balls . . . lambs wool . . . just another thunderstorm dressed up like a lady.

Who farted?

Is it me or does this knick-knack seem embarassed to exist?

Bubble boy

Ah 'stachetastic, is there anyone you can't make me laugh at?

If all I had to do all day is sit around photosynthisizing I'd look this good too.

Another black mark on the party clown/Santa/home daycare industry.

They grow up so fast

Nice enough to buy so we did. Ritaorr.com

Maple French Toast & Bacon Cupcake

For the recipe go here

Lady-beer.

I forgot to takes these off after my handmagram

Illinois' preiminent Billy Joel cover band, Silly Joel, celebrates his 60th birthday.

Work smerk, it's Friday

This is what passes for sunshine around here.

2 gay drakes sunny by the pool

Ahhhh, app store. Is there no end to your cat related photo options?

Sorry Earth, you're on your own.

If you think men are bad then take this class so you can say you know it as a fact.

Old people can disappear inside a booth at Perkins, it's no wonder you can't see them behind the steering wheel when they drive.

Yes I am.

Sure Monkey Butt Powder is great for that soggy bottom feeling but shampoo? Is anyone's butt that hairy?

Who knew heaven was so reasonably priced?

These ducks attacked me while I was pulling weeds.

My sassy cat lady

The clearance shelf at the dollar store is sort of a mix and match affair.

It figures that we'd abandon torture just as the French Canadians invaded my campus.

No good liberal flowers

No caption, just enjoy.

I've got this really weird virus on my laptop

The tenth symptom of tequila poisoning-needless clothes ripping (see My Daily List for the other nine.)

Nothing to see here. Just a mutant dandelion with a giant stem topped by 8 flowers.

Given the fact that flowers are reproductive organs the trees were looking particularly slutty this morning.

If you know Joel you know this looks like him. The face, you pervert, he's a teenager.

This double chocolate brownie represents 1095 days of wedded bliss and 18 grams of saturated fat.

They prefer sweet little people

This year, the Easter Bunny is experimenting with chocolate porn.

The President has got his mitts on everything. Now we've got nationalized jelly.

An unholy union only possible when the liberals are in power.