Given the fact that flowers are reproductive organs the trees were looking particularly slutty this morning.

If you know Joel you know this looks like him. The face, you pervert, he's a teenager.

This double chocolate brownie represents 1095 days of wedded bliss and 18 grams of saturated fat.

They prefer sweet little people

This year, the Easter Bunny is experimenting with chocolate porn.

The President has got his mitts on everything. Now we've got nationalized jelly.

An unholy union only possible when the liberals are in power.