This cat ain't giving up her sticks without a fight.

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Does this look swollen?

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's . . . ah screw it. It's rainy, I'm not going out there to fix the flag.

I can get past the push pins but once the corners start curling up I can no longer delude myself that I'm looking out of a window. Stupid midwest.

I saw this photo in a display window. I thought it was Brittany Spears at first but it turns out it's just a local pregnant woman who took "you're glowing" a bit too seriously.

In a couple weeks, I'll be molding this into a reasonable facsimile of an Easter ham. Times could be worse. This could be cat food.

I knew that Obama's economic policies would have disastrous results but I thought I'd end up eating dog food not shoveling snow!